Tumblr (3.0; @rulestotravelby)http://rulestotravelby.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4e98sPm6r1rvdd8vo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Which renders this blog entirely obsolete.</p>http://rulestotravelby.tumblr.com/post/23503765663http://rulestotravelby.tumblr.com/post/23503765663Tue, 22 May 2012 00:31:40 +0200travel<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m44idzOJOS1rvdd8vo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Other days you don’t have a choice.</p>http://rulestotravelby.tumblr.com/post/23168954165http://rulestotravelby.tumblr.com/post/23168954165Wed, 16 May 2012 18:13:00 +0200travelbackpackingrelaxrestcat“Everything’s amazing right now. And nobody’s happy.”<br/><br/> - <em>Louis C.K. - Live on Conan O’Brien</em>http://rulestotravelby.tumblr.com/post/23099821939http://rulestotravelby.tumblr.com/post/23099821939Tue, 15 May 2012 14:01:42 +0200<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3z92xzsPv1rvdd8vo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>People are more interesting when they’re absolutely wankered. It’s science.</p>http://rulestotravelby.tumblr.com/post/22990109574http://rulestotravelby.tumblr.com/post/22990109574Sun, 13 May 2012 22:04:09 +0200travelbackpackingdrinking<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3vnlujtWQ1rvdd8vo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://rulestotravelby.tumblr.com/post/22859172114http://rulestotravelby.tumblr.com/post/22859172114Fri, 11 May 2012 23:27:28 +0200traveltourist<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3vmayt7dQ1rvdd8vo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>And you’ll find something.</p>http://rulestotravelby.tumblr.com/post/22857464304http://rulestotravelby.tumblr.com/post/22857464304Fri, 11 May 2012 22:59:21 +0200traveladventure<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3tx11sZva1rvdd8vo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Everyday, thousands of tourists “tick things off”. They push to the front of the crowd, snap off a photo and tell their friends they thought it would be bigger. If your only motivation is obligation, maybe leave it to the people who can appreciate it.</p>http://rulestotravelby.tumblr.com/post/22804528851http://rulestotravelby.tumblr.com/post/22804528851Fri, 11 May 2012 00:55:00 +0200traveltouristsmuseumart gallery<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3to8ep19E1rvdd8vo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://rulestotravelby.tumblr.com/post/22792312554http://rulestotravelby.tumblr.com/post/22792312554Thu, 10 May 2012 21:45:50 +0200travelparispeople watching<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3t9emw5wb1rvdd8vo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>But not the perspective that makes Italian architecture look like your penis.</p>http://rulestotravelby.tumblr.com/post/22779469529http://rulestotravelby.tumblr.com/post/22779469529Thu, 10 May 2012 16:25:33 +0200travel“Would you. Please. Stop. Taking. Pictures. On your tiny. Annoying. Fucking. Camera.<br/> This is happening to you in real time. You are having the experience. There’s not much point trying to verify that you were at the event when you are actually here.”<br/><br/> - <em><strong>Dylan Moran</strong> - Live in Sydney</em>http://rulestotravelby.tumblr.com/post/22775573168http://rulestotravelby.tumblr.com/post/22775573168Thu, 10 May 2012 14:00:05 +0200travelphotographytouristsdylan moran<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3t1ujoWBs1rvdd8vo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://rulestotravelby.tumblr.com/post/22775163542http://rulestotravelby.tumblr.com/post/22775163542Thu, 10 May 2012 13:42:18 +0200travelbackpackingsightseeing<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3s5okMz9Q1rvdd8vo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>And if you drop your toothbrush. Forget it. Move on.</p>http://rulestotravelby.tumblr.com/post/22747015323http://rulestotravelby.tumblr.com/post/22747015323Thu, 10 May 2012 02:07:31 +0200travelbackpackinghostels<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3rfy7UU7K1rvdd8vo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://rulestotravelby.tumblr.com/post/22716697165http://rulestotravelby.tumblr.com/post/22716697165Wed, 09 May 2012 16:51:00 +0200travel“She suggests, at about 3 in the morning, we all run up the Champs Élyéees … As I’m running, I’m thinking, well this will probably make a good memory … Which is living in the future, discussing the past with someone who, if they asked you “what did it feel like?” I don’t know I was thinking about what I’d say to you.”<br/><br/> - <em>Simon Amstell - ‘Do Nothing’</em>http://rulestotravelby.tumblr.com/post/22716487363http://rulestotravelby.tumblr.com/post/22716487363Wed, 09 May 2012 16:44:00 +0200travelSimon Amstell<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3rf5760TV1rvdd8vo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Directions. Ideas. Numbers. Be prepared.</p>http://rulestotravelby.tumblr.com/post/22716172295http://rulestotravelby.tumblr.com/post/22716172295Wed, 09 May 2012 16:34:18 +0200travel<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3reerAY9f1rvdd8vo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>A little common sense and awareness and you won’t look like a target, tourist or a tool.</p>http://rulestotravelby.tumblr.com/post/22715696949http://rulestotravelby.tumblr.com/post/22715696949Wed, 09 May 2012 16:18:26 +0200travel<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3re5xf4Qe1rvdd8vo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>And when you do. Make it spectacular.</p>http://rulestotravelby.tumblr.com/post/22715541176http://rulestotravelby.tumblr.com/post/22715541176Wed, 09 May 2012 16:13:08 +0200travel